Honey Humorist Gifts

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

The Adventures of God

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Halo Frisbee.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'