Honest Fibber Pillows

"You lied to us. You said you had six years experience."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"I've never had a day's illness in my life. I always make it last a week."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Augmented reality check

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

"Now, don't lie to me. I'm not your wife."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'

"Not right now, Honey. Daddy’s ignoring you."