Honest Fibber Prints

"You lied to us. You said you had six years experience."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

"I've never had a day's illness in my life. I always make it last a week."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Augmented reality check

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Now, don't lie to me. I'm not your wife."

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'

"Not right now, Honey. Daddy’s ignoring you."