Fibber In Fun Pillows

'You know, Eno, it's ok if you lie a little on your online dating profile.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Knitted Kitty.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I love every single one of these."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Haircuts

Super Fibre Cereal.

Spinning Wheel

Crocheting during lockdown

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"