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'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Early Colour TV

Bubble gum leaves

Botany Baby!

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Mystery of the Poets

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Frogs

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

Entomology Reference

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

I want to be a lawn!