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'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Early Colour TV

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Botany Baby!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bubble gum leaves

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Mystery of the Poets

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Entomology Reference

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Frogs

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

I want to be a lawn!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'