Home Movie Maker Gifts

"Big mistake getting him a video camera for Christmas."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"And this is our media room."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Filming Christmas

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"I love my luvvie."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

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