Home Cinema Creator Gifts

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

They all have such big nostrils.

"Oh, I fainted! Please tell me you filmed that, Baby - that'll go viral online for sure!"

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

Christmas Party Video 3

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'