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"Big mistake getting him a video camera for Christmas."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"And this is our media room."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Filming Christmas

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I love my luvvie."

Hollywood Think Tank

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"I've decided to have a kid."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.