Home Humor Gifts

"Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?"

"You're sitting on the cat"

Man coming home to a spider

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Yard Sale

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"I see the cat's left us another little offering."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Carpet Cows

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

Wallpapering 4

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

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'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

"You rang?"