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"Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?"

"You're sitting on the cat"

Man coming home to a spider

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"I see the cat's left us another little offering."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

Carpet Cows

'I'm really thirsty.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Wallpapering 4

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

CartoonStock Upload

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"You rang?"

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Ice Fishing