Home Field Advantage Seeker Gifts

"Play Ball!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Indoor Football

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Clandestine cows.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Big advantage!!'

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Your grass looks great."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Effective farming.

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Javelin

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

What are the chances?

Football fan

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."