Home Enlightenment Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

OM, SWEET OM

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Living together, couple in love.

Truth

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'