Earthly Enlightenment Enthusiast Gifts

'Thank heaven. I thought that help would never get here.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Climate Crisis

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Environment Friendly House.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

How Glaciations Begin

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"You've been served."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.