Earthly Enlightenment Enthusiast Prints

'Thank heaven. I thought that help would never get here.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Climate Crisis

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

There is No Planet C

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environment Friendly House.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

How Glaciations Begin

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"You've been served."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.