Home Cooking Survivor Gifts

'Most accidents happen in the home... and the men usually have to eat them!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

I made you a cake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Roasted

Ten out of ten for effort...

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"A little under done?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"