Home Cooking Survivor Mugs

'Most accidents happen in the home... and the men usually have to eat them!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

I made you a cake!

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Roasted

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Gigot de sept heures."

"A little under done?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"