Home Comfort Hero Pillows

"I'm afraid we won't make dinner. Emily washed the duvet cover and it's going to take the rest of the night to out the comforter back in."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Working from Home.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'