Home Comfort Hero Mugs

"I'm afraid we won't make dinner. Emily washed the duvet cover and it's going to take the rest of the night to out the comforter back in."

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"You're never home."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Unicorn Working From Home

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"He's an indoor cat."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Working from Home.