Home Comfort Artist Pillows

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're never home."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Unicorn Working From Home

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"He's an indoor cat."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Working from Home.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

E-Z Livin'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Watching telly

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."