Home Comfort Artist Pillows

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You're never home."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Unicorn Working From Home

"He's an indoor cat."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Watching telly

E-Z Livin'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."