Home Comforts Pillows

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

'You should've called first - given me a chance to not be home.'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Business traveller dreaming of home.

I miss my apartment...

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Unicorn Working From Home

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Working from Home.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

E-Z Livin'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Watching telly

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."