Home-baked Magician T-Shirts

"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"Fridge-to-table"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."