Home-baked Magician Pillows

"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Hot pot

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"More?"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."