Diy Magician Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VII

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Come dine with me!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

If Disney was a software company

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Better luck next time, kid."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Hot pot

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Fridge-to-table"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"More?"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

For my next trick, I will cut this freshly baked baguette in half using a non serrated blade.

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

Come dine with me!

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Oh you smoothie

Bake-a-thon.

Go on! Pick a card.