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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VII

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Come dine with me!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Better luck next time, kid."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Fridge-to-table"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

Bake-a-thon.

Come dine with me!

Go on! Pick a card.

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

Oh you smoothie

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'This guy's FAST!'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'