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"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'