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"George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"We only got six days of funding."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Rocking horse

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"Lovely dovetail."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Targets.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Waiting for retirement.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Gerald Ratner's return

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.