Home And Garden Fanatic Gifts

Mythology Lawn and Garden. Here's the hose Medusa ordered. You give it to her.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'