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"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Garden Goddess.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

The Fall of Gnome

Et in Arcadia Ego

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."