Home And Garden Gifts

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

STY magazine

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Snowman

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"We've decided to live together."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Swing

Windchimes

"It's called being preemptive."

The Perfect Garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Garden Centre

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"Your roots are showing."