Nature Meets Home Life Gifts

A home where the buffalo roamed.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Comb Sweet Comb

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Cats on the couch.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Now that's Real TV!'