Holy Headline Hunter Gifts

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Newspaper suicide.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Freedom of the press

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'How fast can you hype?'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Big Newspaper Delivery

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

BLESS YOU

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Newspaper

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

'Inflated gloom!'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."