Headline-seeker Gifts

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Fear of news.

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'How fast can you hype?'

The Expert

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Big Newspaper Delivery

News for Sale

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

The Original Gossip Columns

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'