Headline-seeker T-Shirts

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Fear of news.

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'How fast can you hype?'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Big Newspaper Delivery

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Newspaper

'Inflated gloom!'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'