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'Sleaze, please.'

Missing Headlines

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

'The nice thing about being a reporter nowadays is you don't have to take time to do research or check sorces.'

"First you're a Princess Kate expert. Now you're an expert bridge engineer."

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

Newsvendor: SHOCK! HORROR!

'How fast can you hype?'

Bin Laden

The press as vultures.

"I want to be a TV News Reporter!"

"What will be left for us to chat about if it's ever all over and done with?"

Pendemonia

Competitiveness in the press

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Newspaper suicide.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Here's what went wrong today."