Headline Chaser T-Shirts

'Sleaze, please.'

Newspapers

Missing Headlines

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

'The nice thing about being a reporter nowadays is you don't have to take time to do research or check sorces.'

"First you're a Princess Kate expert. Now you're an expert bridge engineer."

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

Newsvendor: SHOCK! HORROR!

'How fast can you hype?'

Bin Laden

"And now, a breaking story on blatant media bias. Reporting live from Washington, a radical, conservative hack."

The press as vultures.

"I want to be a TV News Reporter!"

"What will be left for us to chat about if it's ever all over and done with?"

Pendemonia

Competitiveness in the press

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

News for Sale

The Expert

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'