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'Rumors...'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

'How fast can you hype?'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

The Daily Fury

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

The National Conversation Starts Here

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

Bin Laden

Economics journalist

"And now, a breaking story on blatant media bias. Reporting live from Washington, a radical, conservative hack."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

'He went that way, officer!'

'Sleaze, please.'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

Reporter #3: can.

"What will be left for us to chat about if it's ever all over and done with?"

Danger-zone journalists.