Rumor Chaser Prints

'Rumors...'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'How fast can you hype?'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

The Daily Fury

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Economics journalist

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

Bin Laden

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

'Sleaze, please.'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

Reporter #3: can.

Danger-zone journalists.

"What will be left for us to chat about if it's ever all over and done with?"

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

Trump and social media

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."