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Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'How fast can you hype?'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

Bin Laden

Economics journalist

'...And our extended forecast calls for one #!@*!! thing after another.'

'Sleaze, please.'

'Rumors...'

"What will be left for us to chat about if it's ever all over and done with?"

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

Sheen-clown party!

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'...and now over to Humpty Dumpty for breaking news.'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

Pendemonia

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'

The press as vultures.

Competitiveness in the press

Animal Hospital

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Journalist reading 'The joy of sex scandals.'