Headline Chasers Gifts

'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Big Newspaper Delivery

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'How fast can you hype?'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

News for Sale

The Expert

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Careerist

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

Daily News Headline Writing Dept. Here's a story about a Colorado appliance salesperson involved in an auto mishap … "Denver blender vendor in fender bender!"

The Daily Fury

Bookworm Romance

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