Holy Headline Hunter Prints

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Newspaper suicide.

Freedom of the press

News for Sale

The Expert

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Big Newspaper Delivery

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

BLESS YOU

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"