Holy Commenter Pillows

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trump leaving

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Worst. God. Ever.

Meet the People of the Internet

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

The Pope

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'Nothing about equal opportunity?'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Beware of the Blog.

"Don't forget to come back."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

New China: Investment Forecasting and Trading (Sorry, our fortune cookies are down.)

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

'He likes to go out frightening atheists.'

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

A Quick Guide to Our New Post-Truth Political Era.

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

'This is quite a job description!'

'Twelve Disciples'

Diocese of South Carolina!