Spiritual Commentator Pillows

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Even More Disciples'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Sports Radio in Crisis

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

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"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"