Catholic Commentator Pillows

The Pope

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Sir Patrick Moore.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Worst. God. Ever.

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'