Christianity Commentator Pillows

'Great job - you've nailed it!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Chess on TV

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

The United States of Amazement

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

Voice of the GOP

Trump Liberty

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'