Holiday Horror Aficionado Gifts

"Well, we found out what's been clogging your chimney since last December, Miss Emmy."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I noticed a few browns."

Date Night

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Born of the Dead

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Non discrimination to Vampires