Holiday Horror Aficionado Prints

"Well, we found out what's been clogging your chimney since last December, Miss Emmy."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Halloween Support Group

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Punkins

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Date Night

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Pinata Zombies

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Born of the Dead

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Stephen King

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."