Christmas Horror Fan Gifts

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Night of the Living Reindeer

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Broomstick crash.

"The Eggsorcist"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"Devi's brew?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"