Christmas Horror Fan T-Shirts

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Toadstools

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Broomstick crash.

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Devi's brew?"

Open House of Horrors