Holiday Cooking Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the holiday cooking cynic? Delight them with clever, funny items that add a touch of wit to their kitchen. Perfect for those who love the holidays but prefer to keep it real, our collection of humorous kitchenware and decor makes celebrating with a smile. Whether they’re stirring up sarcasm or roasting humor, these gifts will resonate and entertain all season long.

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'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...' mockup

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

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I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns... mockup

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

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"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!" mockup

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer." mockup

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

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Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses! mockup

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

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"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..." mockup

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

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“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.” mockup

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

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'I hate all holidays!'

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Father Christmas Painting Robins. mockup

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

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'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.' mockup

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

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'I hope you all like stuffing.'

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"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole." mockup

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

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"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?" mockup

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

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'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.' mockup

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

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"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins." mockup

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

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Santa's Helpers

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"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing." mockup

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

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Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining. mockup

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

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"I noticed a few browns."

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'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.' mockup

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids." mockup

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

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"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!" mockup

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

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Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island. mockup

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

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"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

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