Hoax Explorer Gifts

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

The Physiciatrist...

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Alien crapload

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Bumper Limos

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'How am I doing?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Must be Pandora's.'

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

Optimistic Paranoia.

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'I've never felt so alive...'

Wishing well

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

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"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."