Hiking Hoaxster Gifts

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Apple harvest."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Alien crapload

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

The walking dead

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.